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You Are a Husky Puppy

Sweet, affectionate, and docile. But when you see a cat or chicken, it's kill kill kill!!!

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

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[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

There's so much wrong with it I don't even know where to begin.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Well I'll start with you, because you took a dog quiz, and you're not a dog. You, sweetheart, are a stone cold fox.

...sometimes I love how clever I am.

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, I want to punch you in the mouth.

I'm sorry, was that not relevant?

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Oh, it was plenty relevant. Bet you ran around punching your crushes in first grade, too, didn't ya?

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

No.

...I stole their crayons.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Note to self: start carrying crayons. Beckett is feeling romantically frustrated.

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

Or I could just punch you in the mouth.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Will you kiss it better later?

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

I'll kiss something better later.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Then I'll have one fat lip to go, please. With extra ketchup.

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

Speaking of kissing things better, I have bruises from roller derby practice that need some attention.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Well, that fat lip will significantly interfere with my kissing abilities. Best save it until after I've finished kissing your booboos...and a full body massage. No funny business (unless you request it), I'm actually quite good.

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

Fine, I won't punch you in the mouth. Today.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Yes, Roberts, you can kill me in the morning. Come on by tonight, Dimples.

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

...I don't have dimples.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Yes you do. Not publicly visible, but...

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

....

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[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

Right. Hang on...I think I have a crayon in here somewhere...

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES!!!

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

...Funny how you never actually say that in bed.

[always-a-story.livejournal.com]

There's a biiiiig big difference between scratches and nose pinching. OR eartwisting, I might add.

[already-hateyou.livejournal.com]

Note to self, get rougher in bed.

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